Eva Making Me Laugh...Again

My mama, Eva, is hilarious, sometimes without trying to be. One night at dinner she gave me a ton of food (as always.) After I was done, she asked me if I wanted more. I told her that everything was excellent but that I was not hungry. She didn't like that that answer very much, and continued asking me if I wanted more, while I continued to tell her that I was full. Finally, she asked me if I wanted pizza. Thinking that I had misunderstood her, I clarified that she was asking if I wanted pizza right then. "Yes, now," she said. "You don't want more of this, so I can make you pizza." I just started laughing. Hopefully my laughter didn't offend her too much, I honestly couldn't help it. Another night, there was a disaster in our house: the TV wasn't working. Eva frantically ran to the wall and put her ear against it to listen if the apartment next door had their TV on. She ran back and forth from wall to wall, trying to figure out if we were the only apartment that didn't have TV.